Professor Layton: What have we here Luke?
Luke: It looks like someone used that large kitchen knife on the ground, torn open that man’s stomach, ripped out his large intestines and used them to hang him with.
Professor Layton: Say Luke, that reminds me of a puzzle. If a killer were to have five different types of knives on him, what should he sharpen first?
Luke: He should sharpen his wits first. That way he could avoid the police.
Professor Layton: That is correct Luke. A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved. Now let’s go have some tea.
Some of the exchanges between Professor Layton and Luke are so insanely stupid and irrelevent they are actually pretty awesome. Love me some Professor Layton :D